MercuryClawk's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico Sim Date]

LOL a teen rated dating sim

Great job. Way to make a fun and addictive dating sim that doesn't have a ton of sex in it (at least I don't think there is I'm still trying to beat it XD) One big problem was the fights were random. You should have made getting into a fight an option. I hated trying to talk to Nene only to get my ass kicked by a guy that was 10 levels higher than me, and after I got my strength up I rarely got into any more fights. Everything else was great though.

And to the last reviewer, periods and commas are your friends.

[Portal Protect]

I have an idea for this

You should add a ranking system based on the Newgrounds blam/protect levels. After you lose from blamming too much good stuff or protecting too much crap, you could be rated based on how many B/P's you had (I doubt anyone would have the patience to get to Elite Guard though lol)

[Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod]

Is the "mega boss" even possible to beat?

I got all the way to the thing where smiley faces are flying around and got killed quickly, but this is still so addictive =D
Thanks for the carpal tunnel ass >:( lol

[To-Suta]

!!!FIVENED!!!

This is so cool. The Katamari Damacy music fit in perfectly with the game since the toaster's main weapon was a rainbow lol

Buzzwerd responds:

Awesome, thanks!

[P.I.C.O.]

There were a few problems....

A lot of the reviews mention bugs. I'm not sure what they're talking about because the only one I experienced made 1 person on my team and one person on the other team "drown" for no reason. Fortunately that only happened once. You might want to fix that lol. (along with the rest of the bugs assuming there are any, which according to the other reviewers there are some)

Other improvements to make:
1.Add sound. It makes the game much less boring.
2.Dumb down the AI just a LITTLE bit. I want it to be challenging, but not impossible.
3.It isn't the biggest problem, but you should probably add a quality button. I have an old comp, and there is no way for me to accurately emphasize how slow gameplay is without getting review banned.

If you can fix the game, it would be perfect. I love these worms-like games.

BoMToons responds:

Just updated.
AI is dumber and less accurate.
Allow toggling of quality in-level
Still no sound (sorry)
Bunch of other bug fixes.
Please come back and check it out again.

[Resident Pico]

It was good

To Tool Of The System, STFU. This was by no means Tom's best work but it deserves far better than a 3 out of 10.

Take a sledgehammer to your own skull if you voted lower than a three because all you did was get fooled by the review TOTS wrote and think "wow he's kewl becuz he thinks for himself LOLZ!!!" :P

[Bullet Bill]

The difficulty killed the game

Please don't be offended by my low score. I really wanted to love this game. The graphics and music were great, and it was a great concept, but it was way too fast. And I read your comment about how making the game slower would also make the reaction time slow. Maybe the speed isn't the problem. I can almost see myself playing this at a slow speed and being bored to tears by it. Maybe the levels should be shorter. Again, I'm sorry I had to give this a low score, because you put a lot of work into it and it shows, but it was just too hard. Better luck with any flash you make in the future.

[R!SE]

It never fails....

.....every simple game is way more addictive than the more complex ones. ALWAYS. I don't know how, but it works every time. Great job.

[Ultimate Pong]

o_0Damn!

Great job, when I saw the word Pong and the small size i thought "blam" but this was very original (for a Pong remake). It was more like soccer than pong though... :/
...I don't care its still fun =D

Matadio responds:

Yeah, the word pong tends to make people get their blamming fingers ready. But I liked it, and I know others will too.