MercuryClawk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Binny: The Movie Trailer]

Trailer=blam :(

Sorry, but this was way too short so it really shouldn't pass, however I look forward to seeing the whole movie when you're finished with it. It looks like it will be pretty good.

[the reason we are alive]

NO NO NO NO NO!!! >:(

I excpect better from you Dan. Why ruin your reputation as one of Newgrounds best artists with a retarded and digusting loop thats like three seconds long? "Approproiate for all audiences", my ass. The worst part is this will most likely pass because of all the fanboys who say "ooh its by Dan Paladin so it must be good, even though its only 25 kb I better vote 5 without watching it since it has to be good!!!!!1!"

....But you're still on my favorites list.

DanPaladick responds:

hey no fair! just because i was successful once i suddenly can't have fun like the rest of NG?

you cannot vote without clicking the link to open it. it opens instantly, so no one can be led wrongfully.

thank you

[(2005)John Pinkerton]

Proof that clean comedy isn't dead.

I don't know how you do it Knox. You have some of the funniest videos on Newgrounds and you pull it off with little violence, swearing etc. (there's some in a few videos but nothing really bad) Keep up the good work.

[Lock-wa teen hunger force]

Too short. :(

I love Aqua Teen (read my username) and the Lock Legion, but this was way too short. It's a good idea though, if you make another one make it longer and include more characters, especially Meatwad or the Mooninites.

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

o_0 God damn that shit is WEIRD

Was the body he found by any chance the guy that got stuck in the oven from SF2?

[Salad Hunter]

Short and pointless

NOTE: I AM NOT GIVING THIS A LOW SCORE BECAUSE I LIKE SALAD FINGERS.
If I was I would have given you all zero's and written some poorly spelled insult in all capital letters.
This was just way too short and it was pointless. If you put more time into it, it probably would have been pretty good. Salad Fingers was well drawn though, and the music at the credits was AWESOME. But that was all this had going for it.

[SD 06: Death of P-Bot]

o_0 W0W. So freaking random.

I loved all the Newgrounds references. Especially the part with the NGPD and their toy planes lol. The Flash Gods room should have had more statues though *coughKnoxcoughKrinkelscough*. Well I'd spend more time writng this but it's past midnight on a Sunday and I need some fucking sleep.... -_-

~NGPD Lt. MoonMaster

[Strawberry Gets a TV]

Holy crap. Best. Clock movie. EFER.

I have nothing even remotely negative to say about this. I don't have time to even talk about what was good about the movie. To do that I would have to give a detailed description of the entire movie. I will say this:the music was perfect for a flash about SBC.
You cannot kill classic rock.
You cannot kill StrawberryClock.

Welcome to my favorites list ^_^

[A Music Video About Emos]

I loved this mucho XD

I only gave sound and style low scores because its about emos (not the most original idea
:\) and it has Simple Plan >:( but the humor more than made up for it. Even the credits were funny. Well you were making fun of people who listen to Simple Plan so I guess using their music was appropriate....ish...

[saland figers omg]

Newgrounds is now 9999999999999% more badass

I know it's a bit late to point it out but I noticed there is finally a Jerry Jackson collection on NG. Linkin Prk Kem 2 My House was one of the first flashes I saw on this site and I fell in love with all of your work. Please, for all of us, don't EVER give in to the dumbfucks who say "OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG LIEK J00 R TEH SUXXORS J00 N00B FUCKUBITCH!!!!1!!" and continue to make flash the way you do now: intentionally bad animation, spelling, and drawings....And the most random humor anyone will ever see. Again, congrats on getting your own collection on NG.

Much <3 to you Jerry (In the straightest way possible lol),
TehMoonMaster
A fan of your work since his first visit to Newgrounds.